Sunday, March 7, 2010

Poetry Plagiarization Part 2: The Scam

Robert The Posh Fox


Robert the posh fox had a tea party

In the middle of the forest is where it was

He invited the lark, the moose and the monkey

And they had a wonderful time juggling saws

When they were done they couldn't stop giggling

For the lark had fallen to the ground

His friends so bemused couldn't stop chuckling

For the lark was now tumbling around

Tumbling around

Tumbling around

For the lark was now tumbling around


The lark was so dizzy from tumbling down the hill

That the moose and the monkey decided to help

By making the lark laugh, pretending to be an elephant

But suddenly they heard a loud yelp

Now they heard what they never before had, had

Robert the posh fox was laughing like mad

Twas such a frightfully funny sight

That the lark, the moose and the monkey joined

They joined

Oh yes, they joined

The lark, the moose and the monkey joined


The four friends decided to go to the stream

And swing from the weeping willow tree

The monkey and the moose were splashing around

The fox and the lark discussed his dream

Then they all sat down and ate crumpets and scones

They talked and talked so out came the moon

To make the day perfect they split a wishbone

And the monkey wished for a tune

He wished for a tune

He wished for a tune

So Robert played it on his didgeridoo

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